Grabbing the Unicorn by the Horn: birthday madness and warding off the turkey vultures of the birthday blues
Living the life of a www celebrity, I’m often asked, “So what’d you get into this weekend?” Having no shortness of answers, I regale and lilt sweet songs of decadence, unbridled fun, and wild eccentricity to my inquirers. I cannot help myself. Much like a cat, I’m filled with mischief. And this mischief often finds me aboard the carnival rides of life. Humdinger.
So what’d I do this weekend? Easy. I rode a unicorn through the daisy pastures of happiness. I galloped my trusty one-horned horse through the woods of glee. I danced like a chipmunk full of firecrackers. I partied like a slop-frothing hog. I had fun. I had a birthday.
It was, as any envious JvJ denizen would say, a day I wish I were Josh. But, trust me, you should rather wish a life as my unicorn, for his stable is like no other.
But, really, what did I do for my birthday? Here’s a photo you can rub one out to. Or, better yet, click below, and take a long drink of the associated sexy video. Humminah. 
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